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Saturday of the Moose

My friend, Moose (Steve Wilson, Hancock County Engineer) and his lovely wife Jodi are visiting today from Findlay. I'll see to it that Moose "gets him a burger," in the words of Al Schmitthorst, our boss at McDonalds many years ago. It's a long story. Don't ask.


Holy moly, have a sandwich or something, lady. Photo of a skeleton model from a fashion show. Interesting use of floral motif included.


By the way, there's a lot of skepticism being voiced over the re-generated finger story, and rightfully so. After all, the guy whose finger grew back got the "magic powder" from his brother who just happens to work for a company which is developing this product. Hmmm. Also, fingers apparently grow back like this all the time. My brother's did, after the Viet Cong chopped it off with a machete, although his fingernail is a little funky. OK, it was actually an accident with a table saw. No Viet Cong involved. I think he may have been eating Chinese food at the time, though. Icky picture alert at the link.


Sound the trumpets. Gather in the town square. Dance the Hustle with a weasel. It's No Pants Day!! Well, it was yesterday, anyway.


Wow! What a banner day yesterday was. It was also International Scurvy Awareness Day.

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