Posted by
Scott Keys on Thursday, April 17, 2008 4:04:09 PM
Hilarious, and somewhat frightening,
what-if article by "Sins of the Assassins" author Robert Ferrigno. It's 2012 and Obama-appointed "Outreach Ambassador to the Heartland" Bill Clinton muses about the legislated demise of conservative talk radio, and other happenings, under a "Barry" and Michelle administration.
Bruce Springsteen comes out for Obama. Here's why:
He has the depth, the reflectiveness, and the resilience to be our next President. He speaks to the America I’ve envisioned in my music for the past 35 years, a generous nation with a citizenry willing to tackle nuanced and complex problems, a country that’s interested in its collective destiny and in the potential of its gathered spirit. A place where "…nobody crowds you, and nobody goes it alone."
At the moment, critics have tried to diminish Senator Obama through the exaggeration of certain of his comments and relationships. While these matters are worthy of some discussion, they have been ripped out of the context and fabric of the man’s life and vision, so well described in his excellent book, Dreams of My Father, often in order to distract us from discussing the real issues: war and peace, the fight for economic and racial justice, reaffirming our Constitution, and the protection and enhancement of our environment.
What an enormous load of crap and what a non-surprising disappointment to learn that yet another musician lives in fluffy bunny land. Where do you start with this new-agey nonsense? Here we go:
So it's only in your visionary music that you see an America that's generous? What fairyland of willful ignorance do you occupy? Have you no knowledge of our world-wide reputation for helping other nations in times of crises? Our personal charitable giving? And, for just one example from the current evil administration, a record amount of money to combat AIDS in Africa? Any generosity perceived there, Boss?
When has the citizenry NOT been willing to tackle "nuanced and complex problems"? NOT been interested in its "collective destiny" or "potential of its gathered spirit"? And does this leave any room in your ideology for individual destiny and individual spirit? I'd rather have heard you say, "My candidate thinks that if we all have the freedom to pursue our own personal dreams and goals with a limited amount of interference from the government, the end esult will be an enormous "gathered spirit" that will be all the stronger and more impressive and real for not having been mandated. Kind of an
e pluribus unum spirit, like it says on the money. And don't you think our "potential" has been realized on more than one demonstrable occasion like, oh I don't know, saving the world from the Nazis or overseeing the end of the Soviet Union? That's not potential, baby, that's goin out and taking care of business.
And of course if we want to question Mr. Obama's sentiments and choices of spiritual advisors it must be an exaggerated distraction from discussing the "real issues." The "real issues," Bruce, do receive their fair share of dicussion. If you ever actually listened to talk radio you'd know that it's more than the foaming-at-the-mouth, spittle-spewing, proto-Nazis you undoubtedly read about at the Daily Kos and the Huffington Post or hear about on The Daily Show and Bill Maher. It's actually the dearth of substantive discussion on the left, Mr. Obama being the leading example, that's a problem. I'd love to hear him tell us, specifically. what his plans are. He's against free trade, except one of his people told Canadian officials that he's really OK with it. He's willing to talk to anyone about the peace process, except now he won't talk to Hamas like Jimmy Carter, because they're committed to the destruction of Israel. He'll pull out of Iraq as soon as he's elected, but maybe a gradual withdrawal would really be more prudent. Just what are your positions, Mr. Obama? Not on midwesterners or typical white people or black liberation theology, please. We wouldn't want to be accused of being distracted from the "real issues."
Oh and by the way, Bruce, it's Dreams
From My Father.
According to his just-released
2007 tax return, Obama and Michelle gave Trinity Church $26,200 last year to further the cause of greater understanding between the races, promote Christian values and, through sales of Rev. Wright's sermons on DVD, help promulgate the theory that (among other things) the US government created AIDS. Sounds like money well-tithed.
Expert analysts
told Congress yesterday that a nuclear blast in a major U.S. city such as Washington D.C was "inevitable" within the next 20 years. Sounds like someone needs some one-on-one time with President ("let's talk about why you're angry and what my country has done to agrieve you") Carter and quickly. Maybe he'll
lay a wreath on the graves of the inevitable victims.
Maybe after Jimmah's done hugging Hamas officials and paying his respects to dead terrorists we can get him to sit down and chat with Mr. Ahmedinijad and friends so they'll stop being so
intolerant disciminating in their tolerance of
infidels people who haven't seen the light. Better hurry, though, 'cause in the meantime they're
burning down synagogues.
Brigitte Bardot is
on trial again in France. Her crime? Inciting racial hatred. How did she accomplish that? you might ask. Slitting the throats of unbelievers? Strapping an explosive device to herself and planning to blow herself up in a busy pizza place? Stoning an adultress to death? Well, no. Actually, she expressed an opinion about the Islamic practice of the ritual slaughtering of animals for religious ceremonies. Now, you might or might not agree with Miss Bardot but that's not the point. Don't you think it's a little scary to put her on trial simply for expressing an opinion? And if you don't, what makes you think your opinions might not be next? And who'll be there to object to that?
Just for fun, here's a photo of Bardot (holy moly!) in 1965 with William F. Buckley.
Here's a
great post with recent comments from the tolerance, openness and let's-debate crowd. Plus a history lesson of sorts on calls for censorship and intolerance from the usual suspects, the
fascist right left. Ha. Gotcha'.
Cool! Now all we have to do is find a shark big enough to fasten
this frickin' monster laser onto its frickin' head.